More Cooler

I have decided to start a new genre called Agnostic Rock to compete with Christian Rock. It will include such bands as Unknowable, A Priori Objections, and Scintilla of Evidence. I just thought you all should know.

Over the weekend, I found out that a friend from high school wrote these commercials. They are all funny, and some are also bizarre.

Skittles - Touch
Skittles - Stable
Skittles - Beard
Snickers - Mechanics
Snickers - Song
Sprint - I Seen It

Scott Adams blogged about this comic: http://www.basicinstructions.net/

Some of my favorites:
http://www.basicinstructions.net/2006/11/how-to-write-self-evaluation.html
http://www.basicinstructions.net/2007/07/how-to-explain-plan.html
http://www.basicinstructions.net/2006/10/how-to-use-universal-comeback.html
http://www.basicinstructions.net/2006/10/how-to-create-and-wear-memorable.html
http://www.basicinstructions.net/2007/03/how-to-pitch-movie-idea.html

I’m sure everyone has seen the GMaps “Street View” feature. By far, my favorite image is this one.

Someone at work sent me this. Hilarious.

I found this game earlier this morning. I understand that it is supposed to be a sumo wrestling game, based on a realistic physics engine. The player has only a small amount of control over the character, leaving the “standing” up to an AI. This is where the humor ensues.

There are a few youtube videos linked on the site that you can view for a quick taste. A coworker in another office down the hall actually called me this morning wondering why I was laughing so hard.

There is also a hidden mode that is a little different, I will tell you where it is if you ask nicely.

The Self-Defense Fanny Pack: It may not make you cool, but it won’t make you dead.

I don’t know how I missed this, but in case anyone else did, here’s a video of the speech from the White House Correspondents Dinner. The satire is extremely harsh (and deserved). Plus the fact that Bush had to sit there the entire time makes it even better.

This is pretty damn funny.